From American Thinker. (I have writer envy.)
Grandma Got Run Over by Obama
by Pamela Meister Sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Grandma got run over by Obama She'd been seeing Doc quite often They found her DOA that mornin' Grandma got run over by Obama Now we're all so proud of Grandpa It's just not the same without Grandma Grandma got run over by Obama Now the funeral is over I've warned all my friends and neighbors Grandma got run over by Obama
Walking to the doctor's without leave
You can say there's no such thing as rationing
But as for me and Grandpa we believe
For her heart and lumbago
But one day she got a letter
Saying "sacrifice yourself; it's time to go"
At the scene of the attack
"Rejected" stamped upon her forehead
And an incriminatin' O upon her back
Walking to the doctor's without leave
You can say there's no such thing as rationing
But as for me and Grandpa we believe
They don't have him on the run
See him in there watchin' NASCAR
And clinging bitterly to God and guns
She was too young to be whacked
Only 70 on her next birthday
But too old according to The One's contract
Walking to the doctor's without leave
You can say there's no such thing as rationing
But as for me and Grandpa we believe
And the family's steeped in gloom
And now ACORN's at the front door
Taking stock of Grandpa's empty extra room
Better watch out for your health
We should never have elected
A man whose main concern is spreading wealth
Walking to the doctor's without leave
You can say there's no such thing as rationing
But as for me and Grandpa we believe!
It's not that Obama loves your Grandma less. He loves illegal immigrants more.
Posted by: T. Shaw | July 26, 2009 at 10:31 PM
god knows there would be no joy in grandpas life if any portion of his ammo fund were cut for the good of poverty stricken families and human beings from other parts of the planet.
Posted by: rekniht nacirema | July 28, 2009 at 01:07 AM
Holy Crap!!!
Das ist nicht rechtisch!
Obama don't love me less. He loves poverty stricken families and human beings from other parts of the planet more. So drop dead!
So. The 1% of the US population that makes over umpty umph millions $$$ is responsible to fund the welfare state for the entire planet! Now I get it.
How could I have been so freaking evil?!?!?!?!?
Obama hates me.
Posted by: T. Shaw | July 28, 2009 at 08:47 AM
Great song...I found it while seeing whether my version of this same song (didn't know so many others had written one!) was making any kind of splash yet.
Here are the lyrics to my verson:
"Grandma got run over by Obama
bought into the whole "Messiah" vibe
If she hadn't listened to his nonsense
Dear old Grandma might still be alive
She'd been drinking too much kool-aid
and we begged her not to vote
But she got caught up in the frenzy
Barry left her up a creek without a boat.
Still we're all so proud of Grandpa
Stays busy since he lost his job
He's one of those 'un-American Nazis'
At town hall he leads an octogenarian mob!
Grandma got run over by Obama
She didn't know his 'change' was all a lie
He took away her precious medication
and left my dear old Grandma out to die
Now we're fearful of Obama
as his union goons attack
Our only hope is that the birthers
can find a way to make the Kenyans take him back
(TAKE HIM BACK!)
Grandma got run over by Obama
Cash-for-Geezers wasn't very wise
He can say it isn't euthanasia
but Gramps and I can see right through his lies
We've all been run over by Obama
We left our country to this socialist
If they could all come back to life tomorrow
I bet the founding fathers would be PISSED!
Download it here:
http://fayettepatriots.homestead.com/grandmagotrunoverbyobama.mp3
Feel free to distribute it amongst friends if you like. Let me know what you think!
jwc.usa@hush.com
Posted by: Jeff Cole | August 11, 2009 at 09:03 PM
The link for that song is as follows:
fayettepatriots.homestead.com
SLASH
grandmagotrunoverbyobama.mp3
Posted by: Jeff Cole | August 11, 2009 at 09:05 PM